She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
two words...techno handjob
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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