Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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