what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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