I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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