Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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