Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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