If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize