Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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(619): View more from California

Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.

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(561): View more from Florida

you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.

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(914): View more from New York

I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

I honestly don't know what to make of that.

(423): View more from Tennessee

A ham sandwich would be nice.

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(503): View more from Oregon

just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?

(770): View more from Georgia

Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.

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(646): View more from New York

If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.

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