the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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