i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?