fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.