these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize