Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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