Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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