i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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