We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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