why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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