Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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