Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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