She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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