I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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