I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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