The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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