We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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