glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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