dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
