I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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