Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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