ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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