Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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