They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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