seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Even my vagina gasped.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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