Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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