We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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