But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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