On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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