Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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