"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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