I wish i was in the wii world.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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