if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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