Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I love you. Go after that dick
There are leaves in my underwear?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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