: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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