all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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