Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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