Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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