Non-Jews are for practice
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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