i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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