drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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