How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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