3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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