Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
