i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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