This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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