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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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