we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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