I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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