There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.