I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.