He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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